"Gord Beaman" wrote

Hell, most flying establishments have a whole section devoted to
'standards' alone.

"Stan-Evil"

I had a bad day once, where I got a safety write-up, and the guy
wanted to bust my eval. We met in the Commanders office, where
the "evil" guy went on and on about my write-ups (If they get one good
one, they throw in the whole nit-noid).

Then the Commander asked him:

"Was the mission successful?" Yes
"Did the number of landings equal the number of take-offs?" Yes
"Did anyone die?" No.
"Did we lose any aircraft?" No

"If no-one died, and the ramp has the same number of aircraft, and
the mission was successful, then I consider that a good days work.
Thanks for your evaluation, but we'll just mark it down as additional
training required."

After the "evil" one left, he only said one thing: "In the Air Force we
RIF people who don't look good on paper. Kapish?" Yes Sir.