"Viperdoc" wrote in message
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Every time I fly one of my real airplanes, I get bugs on the windshield
and wings. I'm confused about this because MSFS doesn't have bugsplats on
the screen.

What is wrong with my real airplanes? How do I avoid getting bugs on the
windshield? There must be something wrong with reality, because it doesn't
happen in MSFS. Yet, it seems to happen every time I fly in the summer.

I know that it can't be happening, because my monitor never has any bugs
on it after I play MSFS. So, what is wrong with reality?

The bugs you get on the windshield are just perfect simulations including
the goo and all. Real bugs are magnetically drawn into the real MSFS
software. Microsoft has eliminated some of them, but enough still find their
way there to make the real MSFS almost a manic experience. Sometimes they
get their act together in an uncoordinated way and virtually uncage the
virtual ball and do other things that upset whole virtual newsgroups. I
guess you're better off with the simulated bugs.