daffy wrote:
1.

If a troll and an ogre have kids, are they trogres or ogolls?

2.

Remember kids, it's "down, not across".

3.

If the minimum weren't good enough, it wouldn't be the minimum.

4.

Suzie Q once bought a shoe, and threw it out the window. Jack fell down,
broke his crown, and is now in litigation with the shoe manufacturer for
pain and suffering.

5.

How about I take your arm off at the elbow, and let you bleed for 10
minutes. Then we can see about getting you to the hospital.

6.

Nothing like the smell of unmaintained public transportation diesel
engines to wake you up in the morning and realize how fresh and clean
the air is!

TheSmokingGnu