(You could book a prisoner in our "Red Baron Suite" for less than what
we pay per prisoner, nowadays...)

How would you keep him there?

Uh, well, obviously you haven't stayed in our Red Baron Suite.
Jacuzzi hot tub, full kitchen, delivered breakfast each morning,
balcony overlooking Rwy 25, maid service...

Personally, I wouldn't mind staying there forever...
--
Jay Honeck
Iowa City, IA
Pathfinder N56993
www.AlexisParkInn.com
"Your Aviation Destination"