Ol Shy & Bashful wrote:
Introductions are made and we get loaded up and head south. I'm just
getting leveled off at FL 270, getting ther handoff to Mexican ATC
when one of the lovlies comes up and asks if she can sit in the right
seat. Being a gentleman, I acquiese. Problem is, she is wearing a
string bikini.

If that's a distraction, what would it be if she had asked to sit on the
left? ;-)