"Jon" wrote in message
ups.com...

I am bribing that cat with sardines. My next project will use
sophisticated
software from 4741 A.D. to autogenerate trashy science fiction novels
from my
coffee cup. I'm almost there.... it works as well as Windows 3.0

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Oh yeah? I managed to get Microsoft Flight Simulator to accurately model
aircraft dynamics.

As real as it gets baby.

so THERE! :P