A Guy Called Tyketto wrote:
So let's run this up the flagpole:

1. Nothing is better than sex.
2. Masturbation is better than nothing; therefore
3. Masturbation is better than sex.

Pour toi, c'est vrai?

Not that I wish to detract, but you do know about the rules of
equivocation, right?

Or was that the joke? I swear, sometimes people try much too hard to
castigate the resident troll; he's not that intellectually endowed!

TheSmokingGnu