[snip]
8. Showering one-handed.

Having not been to OSH myself, I'm not sure I want to know why you guys have
to shower one-handed, but I figure it's got something to do with the
beautiful nose-art, the abundance of sexy aircraft or maybe those retro
flight attendants costumes I saw in a C-47 photo.

;P

Which reminds me: I'm surprised Viagra doesn't sponsor an aerobatic team.
An infinite supply of pun fodder there...

-c