Nick Pedley wrote in message ...

"Harry Andreas" wrote in message
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In article , "Anonymous"
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NUDE AUSTRALIANS - the ultimate deterrant against invasion...

Hmmm. Thinking of Elle MacPherson just now. There's at least one good
reason to invade. What about Nicole Kidman? Reason two...

Holly Valance, Kylie, Dannii... the list goes on and on!

OK.

But that's just their entrapment plan.

After the invaders have landed, they wheel out Paul Hogan and Steve Irwin.

"G'day mate!" they chorus in, taking their cork hats away to reveal their
'bits'...

"RUN AWAY!" scream the former invading party...

Cheers
Graeme