On 1 Oct 2003 09:14:25 -0700, Steyr wrote:

. I know Gavin from the grand days we
spent in Kenya together, cheerfully shooting natives to keep the map pink.

When the natives start introducing maxims like "democracy", it's time
to introduce them to the Maxim.

I now hunt wildlfe documentary film makers and sell the
meat on the black-market. The white market kind of got expelled from the
country.

You should have got a job as a meejah consultant showing all the yank
camera crews around the ghetto. We could have staged some on-demand
hardcore warry actions scenes for you, like the company commander
driving his landie into the back of a tractor, ambushing the local IRA
QM on his way to fradulently claim housing benefit from the colonial
occupying power and other such cutting-edge combat situations from the
war zone.

Well, if Geraldo can do it, I think we can do it with more
credibility, and undercut his price in the process.

Gavin Bailey



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