(The Revolution Will Not Be Televised) wrote in message ...
On 1 Oct 2003 09:14:25 -0700, Steyr wrote:

. I know Gavin from the grand days we
spent in Kenya together, cheerfully shooting natives to keep the map pink.

When the natives start introducing maxims like "democracy", it's time
to introduce them to the Maxim.


Self government in Africa hasn't worked since the Cathaginians.

I might add that the EU as it was then constituted by the Pax Romana
tended to think that even under the Punic regime of random mercantile
despotism, too much scope remained for littering, double-parking and
the errant use of Mare Nostrum.

It was eventually discovered that Carthage had been built without
planning permission and so regulations being regulations.......



I now hunt wildlfe documentary film makers and sell the
meat on the black-market. The white market kind of got expelled from the
country.

You should have got a job as a meejah consultant showing all the yank
camera crews around the ghetto. We could have staged some on-demand
hardcore warry actions scenes for you, like the company commander
driving his landie into the back of a tractor, ambushing the local IRA
QM on his way to fradulently claim housing benefit from the colonial
occupying power and other such cutting-edge combat situations from the
war zone.


We could try to simply re-occupy a white farm after first softening up
with some close air support and a few hundred cruise missiles.




Well, if Geraldo can do it, I think we can do it with more
credibility, and undercut his price in the process.

Gavin Bailey

I think the "BBC Journalists will be shot" notices and bilboards might
scare Geraldo just a little. He has not dome anything really brave
since he went to Dade County Florida.