TheSmokingGnu wrote in
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Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
Mxsmanic wrote in
:
I'd still spend a lot
of time in front of the computer.


Now there's a surprise.

Only because he's now surgically welded to the lounging chair his
enormous girth requires.

He, of course, neglected to measure the width of the doorways leading to
the outside and is now sequestered under a pile of decaying pizza boxes
and alternating copies of Playgirl and Cosmo.


Thanks for that. I'm going to have to poke out my inner eye with an icepick
before I can sleep again.

We should be so happy, to be his one and only window into the world.
Were it not for us and the utter spite with which he must utter his
mindless rantings, he'd have expired long ago. The man now runs purely
on stupid (a curiously and common energy source amongst the detritus of
his obsession).

I know it makes me happy!

Bertie