Bertie the Bunyip wrote in
:

And you don't even know what GPS is.

Come on, Bertie, John Kulp knows what GPS is and its benefits. For
one, it will automatically increase the size of the airline hubs at a
moments notice. Secondly, the satellites in orbit will help increase
crop production which will eliminate World Hunger.

You just gotta put on your tinfoil hat and listen.

--