Hey, thanks, guys! Very kind of you all.

I have to go through this every year, SOP, so I /will/ be OK (or OKer....)

The only one I really don't like is the complete 2-hour-plus physical, aka
"Rubber Glove Day".......

"Now I know what a Muppet feels like"

"Doc, if the glove doesn't fit, you'll have to, uh, quit"

"If you don't find my head in there, please tell my wife"

"Now you have my ring on your finger, does this mean we are engaged?"

"If I ever get anal-probed by a space alien, I'm going to ask him to check
my prostate while he's at it. No sense in having to go through that again
later with my doctor."

"Time for your prostate exam. This will only hurt a lot."

:^)


SW


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