Andrew Gideon wrote in news:fid82v$rr9$1
@taco.int.tagonline.com:

On Sun, 25 Nov 2007 02:58:09 +0000, Judah wrote:

Now SEATBELTS they explain because they think people are stupid...

No. They explain seatbelts after the plane's already started to
move...which means that everyone is already belted.

It's not the passengers' stupidity that's at issue, I fear.

- Andrew

I'm still trying to find the exact definition of a "Water Landing". I have
yet to be on an airliner with floats...