"Friedrich Ostertag" wrote in
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Judah wrote:

If you've ever flown JetBlue or Song, where they generally mock the
seatbelt briefing, and even the "water landing" part, they generally
don't leave out this important tidbit or even joke about of it...

"... put on your own mask first before assisting children or adults
behaving like children..."

Oh, yes. I forgot. I don't fly jetblue enough I guess...

Admittedly, this doesn't eradicate the message (in fact it rather elucidats
it). I was on a flight once where the announcement went something like, "If
anyone has not existed on this planet for the last 100 years and doesn't know
how to buckle and unbuckle their seatbelt, please raise your hand."