"Ron Wanttaja" wrote in message
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On Thu, 13 Dec 2007 14:40:34 -0800 (PST), Tina
wrote:

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health. Therefore, it's better to drink
wine and talk stupid, then to drink water and be full of ****.

I personally prefer W.C. Fields' reasoning: "I don't drink water, fish
f*ck in
it..."

"What weasel put pineapple juice in my pineapple juice?" -- W.C. Fields