If you openly admit you don't want to be a pilot, and you also don't
want to spend any time at all as a student pilot -- then why are you
posting on a piloting forum?

Because I like flight simulation.

Oh. You're confused.

Here's a forum focused on what you're interested in
(comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.flight-sim):

http://groups.google.com/group/comp....ght-sim/topics