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Really, it's a miracle those people survive to adulthood. You just
want to feel their windpipes collapsing beneath your thumbs...

Bertie

If they could speak at that moment they'd tell you that you were doing
it all wrong, thumbs not placed correctly, arms not positioned
correctly in relation to the body, wrong expression on your face, etc.


Best make out a wikipedia entry on it before it's too late!

Bertie