"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the one true god.

I'm not so sure anymore. Scientists state that the globe is warming, but
the number of pirates worldwide is also increasing, which contradicts the
Pastafarian theory that Global Warming is inversely related to the Average
Number of Pirates.

'Course, I know a Marine and a sailor whose fleet sunk a shipload of Somali
pirates last summer, so who knows?


-c