Viperdoc wrote:
Unfortunately for Anthony, serving the country in the military is a foreign
concept, although which service branch would take him is another question.

I could just see his lard ass in front of a Marine drill instructor,
explaining how to re-design the M-16, or expounding on infant formula and
breast feeding.

Every platoon has a use for an Anthony, even
if it's just cleaning the grease trap at the
mess hall.