And best friends of USA have traditionally been military dictatorships,
why
is that?

Any Brits, Aussies, Japanese or Canucks offended at being refered to like
that?

Naah. Brits are too busy keeping their Islands from sinking from all the
rain, Japanese too busy reading naughty comics and Canucks too busy planning
invasion of USA to really take notice.
And Aussies just don't read threds which don't have "Beer" or "Beef" in
subject-line (or was it texans).