So
I will continue to skimp and save, drive my 15-year old car to the
ground, bake my own bread, don't eat out, wear my threadbare socks
until they become too 'holy' etc., saving a dollar here and a dollar
there to maintain my sky membership.

Hai Longworth

Where were you when I was young and single... Jeez, some guys have all
the luck...

denny