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On Feb 25, 9:40 pm, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
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Sorry. I'm a bad bunyipo like that.
I brought my brother in law's place of work to a complete standstill
for a whole day by sending him this...

http://www.419eater.com/

Bertie


Weel, well... lookie what I had in my inbox:

PROF. CHARLES SOLUDO. to me

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENCY,
THE HONORABLE, GOVERNOR OF CBN.
TINUBU SQUARE, LAGOS- NIGERIA.

Our Ref: CBN/OHG/OXD1/2008
Your Ref:
TELEX: CENBANK.
PAYMENT FILE: CBN/BEN/08



Attn: Sir/Madam,

PAYMENT NOTIFICATION OF YOUR FUNDS.

Definitely, I know that this letter will be a surprising one to you.
Firstly, I will like to introduce myself formally as Prof. Charles
Soludo, The Executive Governor of The Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN).
You are been officially contacted by me today because your Inheritance
Funds were Re-deposited into the "Federal Suspense Account" of CBN
last week, because you did not forward your Claim as the Right
beneficiary. Well known to all. The Central Bank of Nigeria is the
mother Bank of all commercial Banks here in Nigeria. Really these men
were unexpected by me because their visit was impromptu. I had to ask
them why they came to see me in person and they said that they were
here to collect the Inheritance Bill Sum of (US$20,000,000) which
rightfully belongs to you, on your behalf. At this development I asked
them who authorized them to come down to Nigeria for the Collection of
this Payment and they told me that you asked them to come and collect
this Funds on your Behalf.

They actually tendered some Vital Documents which proved that you
actually sent them for the Collection of these Funds. Honestly, it
really baffles me that you took such decision without my consent. Here
is the Document which they tendered to this Bank today:

1. LETTER OF ADMINISTRATION.
2. HIGH COURT INJUNCTION.
3. ORDER TO RELEASE.

Actually, these Documents which they tendered to this Noble Bank is a
clear Proof that you sent them to Collect this Funds for you. Finally,
I told them to come back tomorrow morning and they promised to come
back. As the Governor of this Noble Bank, I was supposed to Release
this Funds to them but I refused to do so because I wanted to hear
from you first. Due to the Nature of my job, I will not want to make
any mistake in Releasing this Funds to anyone except you whom is the
Recognized Bonafide Beneficiary to this Funds. Kindly clearify us on
this issue before we make this Payment to these foreigners whom came
on your behalf.

You can reach me on my direct email address enclosed


OFFICIALLY SIGNED.
PROF. CHARLES SOLUDO.
GOVERNOR, CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA.

Hot Dog!!!


Good hunting!

I had one try to buy a car I had on a website, offering to pay me what I
was asking but he would send me a check for 2 grand over that. After it
cleared in my bank I was to send him the excess, you know the story. I
was tempted to string the ******* along, but I just called the cops
instead.

Bertie