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On Feb 25, 11:25*pm, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
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On Feb 25, 9:40 pm, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
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Sorry. I'm a bad bunyipo like that.
I brought my brother in law's place of work to a complete
standstill for a whole day by sending him this...

http://www.419eater.com/

Bertie

Weel, well... lookie what I had in my inbox:

PROF. CHARLES SOLUDO. to me

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENCY,
THE HONORABLE, GOVERNOR OF CBN.
TINUBU SQUARE, LAGOS- NIGERIA.

Our Ref: CBN/OHG/OXD1/2008
*Your Ref:
TELEX: CENBANK.
PAYMENT FILE: CBN/BEN/08



Attn: Sir/Madam,

PAYMENT NOTIFICATION OF YOUR FUNDS.

Definitely, I know that this letter will be a surprising one to
you. Firstly, I will like to introduce myself formally as Prof.
Charles Soludo, The Executive Governor of The Central Bank of
Nigeria (CBN). You are been officially contacted by me today
because your Inheritance Funds were Re-deposited into the "Federal
Suspense Account" of CBN last week, because you did not forward
your Claim as the Right beneficiary. Well known to all. The Central
Bank of Nigeria is the mother Bank of all commercial Banks here in
Nigeria. Really these men were unexpected by me because their visit
was impromptu. I had to ask them why they came to see me in person
and they said that they were here to collect the Inheritance Bill
Sum of (US$20,000,000) which rightfully belongs to you, on your
behalf. At this development I asked them who authorized them to
come down to Nigeria for the Collection of this Payment and they
told me that you asked them to come and collect this Funds on your
Behalf.

They actually tendered some Vital Documents which proved that you
actually sent them for the Collection of these Funds. Honestly, it
really baffles me that you took such decision without my consent.
Here is the Document which they tendered to this Bank today:

1. LETTER OF ADMINISTRATION.
2. HIGH COURT INJUNCTION.
3. ORDER TO RELEASE.

Actually, these Documents which they tendered to this Noble Bank is
a clear Proof that you sent them to Collect this Funds for you.
Finally, I told them to come back tomorrow morning and they
promised to come back. As the Governor of this Noble Bank, I was
supposed to Release this Funds to them but I refused to do so
because I wanted to hear from you first. Due to the Nature of my
job, I will not want to make any mistake in Releasing this Funds to
anyone except you whom is the Recognized Bonafide Beneficiary to
this Funds. Kindly clearify us on this issue before we make this
Payment to these foreigners whom came on your behalf.

You can reach me on my direct email address enclosed


OFFICIALLY SIGNED.
PROF. CHARLES SOLUDO.
GOVERNOR, CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA.

Hot Dog!!!

Good hunting!

I had one try to buy a car I had on a website, offering to pay me
what I was asking but he would send me a check for 2 grand over that.
After it cleared in my bank I was to send him the excess, you know
the story. I was tempted to string the ******* along, but I just
called the cops instead.

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I have had that happened to me too, but I ignored the fool. Wonder
what would happen if I had cashed his Cashier's Check and not refund
his extra amount.

You would have found it was actually no good. The trick, apparently, is
a flaw in the banking system. You get the guy's check. He insists you
send him no money or the item until the check clears. You look in on
your account after a few days and see your account is up by the amount
of the chck and you send off your check. A week or two later, the bank
calls and tells you the check had insufficient funds. You're screwed.



Bertie