On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:08:52 -0500, John Szalay
wrote:

Mitchell Holman wrote in
:
captured in an very ungraceful position.



The shortest interval known to man is the time between an
airport accident and reps of the airline involved rushing to
cover up the airlines' logo.


Almost as fast as the lawyers filing briefs....

What about the pilot filling his briefs?
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We were home alone the other night. The kids were out, and it was nice and quiet.
We were resting on the couch, my head in my wife's lap, when she took off my glasses.
"You know," she said sweetly, "without your glasses you look like the same handsome young man I married."
"You know," I said, "without my glasses, you still look pretty good too!"