On Sat, 05 Apr 2008 00:33:42 GMT, "Alan Erskine"
wrote:
"Peter Hucker" wrote in message
.. .
Obscene language? Oh no! The end of the world is nigh!
Well, it was on abp.animals.
The animals will never forgive him.
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A lady come home and caught her husband in the act of cheating on her.
The rural housewife went to the back of the house and returned with the family's .22 caliber rifle.
Aiming the weapon at her husband's balls she said, "I'm gonna turn a bull into a steer, Jon!"
"No no!" pleaded Jon. "Not like this! C'mon, Judi, give me a sporting chance, darlin'!"
"All right. I will. You can set 'em to swinging . . . "