On Sun, 6 Apr 2008 21:00:01 +0200 (CEST), Nomen Nescio wrote:

Between my wife and I over 35 years:

4 attempted robberies
1 attempted carjacking

and, last month, an attempted home invasion at 3:00 am.
All quickly ended without a shot being fired, but most were
a fraction of a second away from the hammer dropping.

That's a rhetorical answer BTW.

You're a bigger blowhard braggart than McCormack on his windiest days.