gregvk wrote in news:Xns9A936A705F761E817AC3D8380227
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Bertie the Bunyip wrote in news:fvh4j3$58c$1
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gregvk wrote in
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Bertie the Bunyip wrote in news:fvgc20$4ai$2
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gregvk wrote in
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Bertie the Bunyip wrote in news:fvg64t$jdv$1
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gregvk wrote in
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Bertie the Bunyip wrote in news:fvft57$jpe$4
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"Bill Denton" wrote in
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"author's full name, residential address, telephone number,
and
IP address"

I'm sure there is a spammer's database out there somewhere.

Why don't you just go ahead and send them all of that
information so they won't have to waste time crawling
newsgroups
to get it?





Now that's thinking outside the box.


Bertie

Rule #3 - Nobody may question, challenge or discuss the rules.
Anyone who does will be banned and may be prosecuted for
obstructing justice and/or disturbing the peace.

Rule #4 - Nobody may question, challenge or discuss the
authority
of the Moderator or the Moderator's decisions and actions.
Anyone
who does will be banned and may be prosecuted for obstructing
justice and/or disturbing the peace.


I'm liking the idea of this moderated group with me in charge
better al the time. Today rec.aviation.*.mod tomorrow the soc.*
hirarchy!


Bertie

Rule #5 - You unconditionally agree that anything and everything
you
post or try to post, even if not approved by the Moderator,
becomes
the exclusive personal property of the Moderator for use in any
way
he chooses.


Well, that just goes without saying.


Bertie

Rule #6 - If you have any post approved, the medieval concept of
"right of the first night" applies to all the virgins in your
extended
family, applicable as soon as they reach the age of consent.


What about their beer?


Bertie

Oh yeah, you might need "beer goggles" for the ugly ones. But let's
generalize the rule to allow for wine, whiskey, bourbon, etc.

Rule #6a - You must supply commerically prepared, legally acquired
beverages containing not less than 5% alcohol by volume to the
Moderator
if any such virgin is physically unattractive, mentally unstable, foul
smelling, or otherwise unappealing. The Moderator reserves the right
to
specify the type and quantity of the beverages.


Thenkew.


You've just gaurunteed yourself a slot in my cabinet when I rule the
world.


Bertie