Some Other Guy wrote:
$687,000? That's outrageous!

I promise to not find him for half as much!


That probably shouldn't be as funny as it is.

At Mt. Bachelor, in Oregon, they tell you the starting hourly search and
rescue fee if you leave the marked ski perimeter. I've always wondered
if it's no coincidence that they're always searching for people on Mt.
Hood, but not Bachelor.

But unless they actually -find- his body, if I were her I'd probably
tell them where the governor where to shove his bill.

-c