Chairman Cow wrote in
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In article , Bertie the
Bunyip says...

"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in news:JnmVj.2680$hJ1.2226
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"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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Actually, I don't care what I look like, since I'm just a bunyip.


Liar.


Well, let's see. Maybe I can walk you through this.

If I were a master troll, I'd probably pick a nym that atracted
k00ks. One that they could easily corrupt into something their tiny
minds would see as the ultimate insult. You know, like "Bertie the
Buttlick" or something.

Then I mis-speel many of my words so they could feel like that had
some sort of intellectual advantage over me, but of course some of
them can't even spell loser, so that doesn't always work, but it is a
tried and true method all the same and does give that certain "edge"
over the long run. Of course, you do have to know how to keep an
asshole in suspense......

This much chum usually brings bites from k00ks far and wide, but some
just jump right into the boat. They flap around for an amazingly long
time, helped along by plenty more bait and occasional smacks around
the head.

And a marvleous time is had by all.

Except the k00k, needless to say.

I usually figger most k00ks tend to the masochistic side



Yeh, I kinda picture Maxie as this way too tighly wrapped k00k who sits
in his office chair in his string vest and y-fronts, his hair all over
the place, his chin pushed out as far as it will go stretching his neck
veins like the strings on a bul fiddle. He shouts out the word h's
pounding out as he types them and adds a "take that Bernie the Buttnip"
and spits all over the screen as he sqeezes the send button.. His army
of Smurf figures nod in agreement, of course.
I think he eats Post Grape nuts out of th ebax and chases them with
Snickers bars as well, but I'm not sure how that ties in with the bigger
picture.


Bertie