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Old May 12th 08, 05:44 PM posted to rec.aviation.piloting
Benjamin Dover
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Would there be room for a grenade? Isn't his head usually up there?

On May 12, 7:50 am, Clark wrote:
Jay Maynard wrote
om:

On 2008-05-12, Mortimer Schnerd, RN wrote:
As a nurse, I can assure you it is possible to shove a grenade up
Anthony's butt.


Yes, but is it possible for the handle to fly open and make it go
boom once it's been inserted?


Look, you'll have several seconds to complete the insertion and take
cover after activating the grenade. Just practice the procedure until
it is completed in a reliable manner.

Oh, be sure to remove the gerbil first - wouldn't want PETA to get
involved...

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That's even easier. Just slam the grenade into his mouth and pull the pin.
As soon as you let go, Anthony's head will automatically pop right back up
his ass. We can blow his brains to smithereens and his ass will contain
all the debris, facilitating cleanup.