"Jon" wrote in message
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... frantically stroke his ego by passive aggressively arguing on the
Internet ad infinitum, until the pressure became so great as to
produce sufficient lift to.... oops sorry, wrong thread...

This is pretty cool
http://www.eyje.com/pictures/amazing/
Jet_Powered_Flying_Jet_Man_The_Flying_Man
No, no, don't stop, you've got it. Hell you're almost airborne.
Pathetic isn't it?