JB wrote:
Flush toilet. I am REALLY tired of trying to stand up in a single
engine, pull my pants around my ankles, and take care of business
without totally ending up in some vertical dive-bombing death spiral.
Sticking my crank in a hole in the instrument panel would be
wonderful. Ladies...sorry, I don't know what to suggest.

I know this will sound like "mom", but ... don't have coffee before you
leave, and "go" before you saddle up?
;-)