Steve Foley wrote:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Agateller

Seriously: Have any of you guys read "A Confederacy of Dunces"? Add
this stuff to the Wikipedia page above:

"I mingle with my peers or no one-and since Ihave no peers, I mingle
with no one..."

"I dust a bit...in addition, I am at the moment writing a lengthy
indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my
literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip."

"I have succeeded in in initiating several work-saving methods. I have
taken to arriving at the office one hour later than I am expected. ... I
find that in arriving later, the work which I do perform is of a much
higher quality. My innovation in connection with the filing system must
remain secret for the moment, for it is rather revolutionary..." -
Ignatius J. Reilly


-c
"My life is a rather grim one. One day I shall perhaps describe it to
you in great detail."