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**Bertie the Bunyip[_25_]**

Tina wrote in
:

On May 31, 7:21 pm, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
gregvk wrote
:

Bertie the Bunyip wrote in news:g1s8eh$civ$1
@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

Mxsmanic wrote in
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You've been cleared into Class B VFR, and you've been assigned a
heading. After a while you see that your heading will take you
through some clouds, and you asked to be cleared on a different
heading, 40 degrees to the right. ATC says unable and gives a
plausible reason why. What do you do?

Hit pause and make a cu of tea.

Of course you can't afford tea, so you're ****ed.

Bertie

Keep asking over and over and over until they cave and give you
what you want or until your problem just goes away by itself.
Works for little kids and pain-in-the-ass coworkers, so it should
work for pilots, too, right?

Oh this one isn't a pilot. He's something special. A Jobless twit who
lives in Paris. He claims to be asexual ( totally beleivable, BTW)
and offers tours to women. Here's his
website;http://www.atkielski.com/ He also has a begging bowl on
amazon.... His only participation in "aviation" is playing microsoft
flight sim. He comes here with a lot of lame brain questions which
are often duly answered by actual pilots and he then proceeds to tel
them he knows better because he's tried it in MSFS..

He priceless!

Bertie

great change of subject -- it's fair warning. Perhaps we should do
that to all of the threads he posts in.

Nice contribution, BtB

Well, actually, I was just introducing him to the the vampire.

Bertie