On Thu, 26 Jun 2008 14:18:22 -0400, Orval Fairbairn
wrote:

In article ,
gregvk wrote:

Bertie the Bunyip wrote in news:g40ftt$oha$8
@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

"Maxwell" luv2^fly99@cox.^net wrote in news:2LK8k.6011$Fj5.2359
@newsfe23.lga:


"Orval Fairbairn" wrote in message
news_r_fairbairn-7B884B.00233126062008@70-3-168-

Geez Orval, don't tell me you're going to start feeding him too.




Why?

Jeaolous?



bertie

Who the hell is Orval ****brain, and why does he have an obscene last name?

"GregVK",

First of all, take a remedial reading course, so you can get names
straight.

Please tell us, the Usenet audience, how you became such an ignoranus.

Were you born that way?

Did you go to college, grad school and post-doctorate to get there?

Did you work hard all your life to achieve it?

Did you have it thrust upon you?

Is it some combination of the above?

His parents neglected him as a child, must liak Tom Cruise. Only
instead of turning to Scientology, Greggie turned to Usenet and sought
out negative attention to fulfill his little "need". You see, he
never learned how to interact socially liak all the NORMAL children,
so this is the only way he knows how to communicate with people...it's
kind of sad really.

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"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"

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"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

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of its relevancy."

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they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

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So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

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horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
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properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

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