Hail Eris! On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 23:56:42 +0000, Eris Kallisti Discordia was
laughing at the antics of Bertie the Bunyip, when they suddenly burst out
in tears:
"Jay Honeck" wrote:

Maybe sometime in the future when I grow wings again, you might still
be doing the BBQ/Pool party, because I know I am missing something fun
and special with a great group of people.

Thanks, Dave. It's truly disheartening to hear that you've dropped out
of flying altogether -- but I know you're not alone. (Don't worry --
the Fly-In Pool Party will continue as long as we own the hotel!)

I can see why you've dropped out, though. My son and I just got back
from a three-day custom car show in Des Moines. There were thousands of
people in attendance, and you could literally walk for days and never
see the same car twice.

More importantly (and to the point) for about 10% of what I've spent on
aviation over the years, we could own many of the coolest, most
tricked-out collectible cars at that show. I will never become as
excited about cars as I am about airplanes, but it's easy to see why
"normal" people might choose to go that route.

You are a boob.

Must be one of LV's.

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