"JS" == John Smith writes:

JS If it wasn't for the people in the military, we wouldn't even
JS have the privilage or right to even be in the sky.

JS As long as there isn't a mid-air, fly the airplane and shut
JS up.

A good Tory you would have been in 1776.

I would have been the first to complain. Patriots don't shut up and
they don't worship the military or any other damn thing.
--
If you are ever skydiving, and your parachute fails, and your
friends are all watching youu fall, I think a good gag would be
to pretend you're swimming.
- Jack Handey