"Chad Irby" wrote in message
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In article ,
"Andrew Chaplin" wrote:

When presented with a pint glass with about 10 Imperial fluid ounces
in it, an optimist will state that it's half full, and a pessimist
will claim that it's half empty. An engineer, however, will point out
that the glass is twice the size it needs to be.

...and a ground crew guy will say "who's been drinking my ****ing beer?"

I'd be sure to fill your beer back up, Chad.