"Mxsmanic" wrote in message
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Mike writes:

A certain percentage of the population has serious problems with alcohol.
It shouldn't surprise anyone that pilots are not immune.

See _The Pilot_ (1980), with Cliff Robertson. As I recall, at the end of
the
movie he ends up going from airline pilot to ... cropduster.

A crop-duster is still a pilot, which you are not, and never will be
anything but a wannabe.