Mxsmanic wrote in
:

writes:

How does anyone other than an infant "almost drown" in a few feet
of water?

By being capsized and held under (briefly) by the surf.


Bwawhahwhahwhhahwhahwhahwhah!

No wonder you're afraid of going for a walk. Probably afraid youre going to
be attacked by a pile of blowing leaves.

Bertie