Morgans wrote:
"Dan" wrote

Please note I expressed no repentance

Ever seen a hand powered chain saw?

Take a 12" length of 1/4" proof link chain, and weld it to the normal
hacksaw frame blade holders.

It's always a good one to get my students with! g


Good one!

Another good one is the "100% effective insecticide, only $10." You
send in the money and get two wood blocks. Instructions: place insect on
one block and crush it with the other.

Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired