"The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt"
sta.org wrote in
newsan.2008.09.01.05.31.29.505433
@kooks.worship.me.with.their.every.post:

On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 05:02:21 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip did most oddly
state:
Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion wrote:
On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 04:24:08 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip attempted to
confuse the issue further by squeaking:
Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion wrote:
On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 01:16:30 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip attempted to
confuse the issue further by squeaking:
"Ramsey" wrote:
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote...
Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion wrote:
On Sat, 30 Aug 2008 14:22:17 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip
attempted
to confuse the issue further by squeaking:
"Ramsey" wrote:
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote...
"Ramsey" wrote:

You may wait. I have nothing to prove..

Well on the way to that next award, Maxie.

Still hat dancing there Buttlipps, prove I'm not a pilot.

Don't have to.

That's your job.

It's one of the few things you're good at.

I believe Maxwell is not a pilot, and that he is flat-out
lying
when he says he is.

He never says he is, he just waffles.

Liar.

Are you saying that you have, at some point, declared yourself to
be
a pilot, Maxine?

See?

I believe I do.

Teh ones that never get are the mostest funnest.

He's not good with making firm statements of fact about himself, is
he?

Bit wishy washy, really.

I think he needs more fiber in his diet.

Too bad, so sad. Maybe he's getting old and demented?

Shame really.

He coulda been someone.


Snort!


Bertie