The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity
n wrote in
newsan.2008.09.01.07.06.16.795041
@lucifer.the.great.beast.666.or.is.it.
616:

On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 05:55:53 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip did the cha-cha,
and screamed:
"The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt" wrote:
On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 05:02:21 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip did most oddly
state:
Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion wrote:
On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 04:24:08 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip attempted to
confuse the issue further by squeaking:
Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion wrote:
On Mon, 01 Sep 2008 01:16:30 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip attempted
to confuse the issue further by squeaking:
"Ramsey" wrote:
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote...
Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion wrote:
On Sat, 30 Aug 2008 14:22:17 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip
attempted
to confuse the issue further by squeaking:
"Ramsey" wrote:
"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote...
"Ramsey" wrote:

You may wait. I have nothing to prove..

Well on the way to that next award, Maxie.

Still hat dancing there Buttlipps, prove I'm not a pilot.

Don't have to.

That's your job.

It's one of the few things you're good at.

I believe Maxwell is not a pilot, and that he is flat-out
lying
when he says he is.

He never says he is, he just waffles.

Liar.

Are you saying that you have, at some point, declared yourself
to
be
a pilot, Maxine?

See?

I believe I do.

Teh ones that never get are the mostest funnest.

He's not good with making firm statements of fact about himself,
is
he?

Bit wishy washy, really.

I think he needs more fiber in his diet.

Too bad, so sad. Maybe he's getting old and demented?

Shame really.

He coulda been someone.


Snort!

He still can! He can be a renowned usenet.kook.


True, though he'll never truly appreciate his achievement, I'm afraid.

Bertie