In article ,
Johnny Bravo wrote:

On Mon, 22 Dec 2003 20:30:12 GMT, Chad Irby wrote:

"Sir, we have incoming cluster bombs. What do we do?"

"Well, we have to get outside of an area about the size of a football
field in five seconds from a dead stop. Drive north at about 200 MPH
for a while..."

While trying to dodge incoming tank fire, the travel time of which
is less than the average human reaction time; that should be good for
a laugh.

But you're trying to retrict the issue to tank fire *only*, when that's
the smallest issue on the modern battlefield. Well behind artillery,
for sure.

--
cirby at cfl.rr.com

Remember: Objects in rearview mirror may be hallucinations.
Slam on brakes accordingly.