"Ken Sandyeggo" played with his little twig and
longed for the patch in message
om...
"Larry Smith" wrote in message
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wrote in message
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Ken I have a philosophical question.

Who's deserving of more sympathy?

3) Latchful Larry

Ah, but don't feel sorry for ol' Latchful. I have felt deep sympathy,
however, for you, triple-arse, ever since Wingy turned you down on your
loan
application secured by a second mortgage on your trailer. Do you live
on
the slummy end of the trailer park with Granolawitz in Santee?

Eggs ain't ALL you suck, huh Granolawicz? OK. You fantasize for a while.
Poor boy. Must be sexually insecure like Adolf, huh, and not sure of your
ID? Yes, verrrry insecure. And a wilted little pinky and Bartholin's
glands? I got a spam about the patch. I'll send it to you. Not needed
here. Might take the wilt out of your limp little twig, huh?

"I tied his shoes together and threw them up on the electric wires where
they hung. Everybody in the park laughed at them. And then I tossed his
nasty clothes out behind the treller. For the birds to smell. I was tired
of smelling them. I was tired of him and his filthy mouth. I was ashamed
because he's the park pervert. My brother was going to ax that stupid
whirley-goose he's always tinkering with, but he said it looked to bad
already." --- ex common-law wife, who returned to Barstow