-b- writes:

Easy and cheap - even where you live.

No, unfortunately it is not. A pilot's license with an instrument rating, for
example, would cost $20,000 to $40,000, according to pilots and instructors
I've talked to.

Can't fool me.

No need.

I'm afraid I'm not surprised. . .

Why are you afraid?

Completely mistaken - couldn't be further from the truth - as usual.

Try it, and you'll see.