On Sep 2, 2:38*am, ContestID67 wrote:
Bumper - Sure glad to hear about the gizard switch. *I had a scary
visited yesterday from Guido Sarducci of the Chicago office of the
ASSCLA (Affiliated Society of Sandhill Crane Lovers of America) due to
your transgressions. *He said you were going to "...sleep with the
zebra mussels..." if you didn't change your ways.

I abhor violence . . . especially if it's directed toward me. Tell
Guido I'll meet with him and his labor union goon for some Tetley's*
and steamed zebra mussels.

*This could obviously be a "teachable moment" if I liked beer.