"BlackBeard" wrote in message
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I know Derek, Vaughn, and Max all
claim the fish.

start flashback

Got them fair and square too. Caught them in my teeth in a bar in Dunoon
Scotland, where they had been dropped into a beer mug full of assorted
shots. Heaving one's guts out afterwards was considered part of the game.
When I came out of the pub's smelly head, I was still wearing that nasty
toilet seat. My shipmates called me "horsecollar" from that day on.

The next day, the XO reclaimed them so that a visiting assistant SecDef (the
Mr. Packard from HP) would have a ceremony to perform. The SOB was late, so
I had to shiver on deck for an hour while I waited to get my dolphins back.

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Vaughn